When you drive into California from Las Vegas they have an agricultural inspection station where they ask you if you have any fruits or vegetables with you. And then they just believe whatever you tell them. What's the point of that? You know what I do? On every trip I put a yam in the glove compartment, just to be sure I'm breaking the law.
George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (2006); reprinted in 3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George (New York: Hyperion, 2006) 774-5.